I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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