i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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