i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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