your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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