i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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