Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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