puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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