thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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