Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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