Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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