16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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