just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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