I wish I could punch you in the face.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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