But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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