i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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