This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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