Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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