I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
