I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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