There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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