I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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