Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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