you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
