your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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