Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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