So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Naked Twister starts at high noon
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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