And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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