I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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