C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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