well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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