Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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