If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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