I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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