Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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