so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
it glows. i had to have it.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
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