So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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