with your own penis?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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