Dual....:-)
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
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