but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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