if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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