I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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