Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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