I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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