For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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