spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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