but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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