are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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