Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
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