we have officially lost it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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