just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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