I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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