We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
My liver just had a heart attack.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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