The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
pray to the hookup gods
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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